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thick creamy balls 

It's when balls are so fluffy and white that they make your heart leap for joy.
YAYYY! I just saw my little sister's thick creamy balls!

THICC BALLS 

THICC BALLS is when someone's balls are thicc and maybe have a side of McDonald's french fries
THICC BALLS by JaketheVCP August 18, 2024

Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick 

An act of deception and great tactical nous. The victim, after having been stripped naked and rolled in butter, is stood infront of a very low beam, he then has a pair of very smelly, 3 week unwashed human testicles waved in his face. As said buttered naked victim reverses and bends to navigate under said low beam he unwittingly slots himself onto a ludicrously large freshly lubed dildo that has been stuck to the wall using a medievel glue like concotion of pigs semen and the matted hair from the crotch of a dead rabbit. As the victims buttocks hit the wall either side of the dildo and his eyes bulge wide in fear the perpetrator of this amusing parlour game waves his balls at the victim and shouts "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick".

Please note due to recent legislation the use of rabbits hair is seen as being rather unsporting and frankly in bad taste.
With fear in his eyes the freshly buttered Steve recoiled away from the stench perpetrating forth from the rancid balls of Ali. As the dildo slipped betwixt his cavernous sphincter his eyes bulged, the corners of his mouth showed a glimpse of a smile and he sighed a deep groan of pleasure before the neanderthal Ali waved his balls dramatically and shreiked "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick"!!!!!!!!!

Think with your balls 

"Think with your balls" means think smart or outside the box. To think with your balls is usually a very quick and instinctive way of making decisions. It derives from the show "How Not To Live Your Life" A decision made by the balls is often a very good short term solution to a problem but will cause trouble in the future.
"What shall we do with all the orphans?"
"Sell them on, make a tidy profit."
"Thats amazing, how did you think of that! Now were making loads of money."
"Well, you have to think with your balls."

Think with your balls 

"Think with your balls" means think smart or outside the box. To think with your balls is usually a very quick and instinctive way of making decisions. It derives from the show "How Not To Live Your Life" A decision made by the balls is often a very good short term solution to a problem but will cause trouble in the future. Sometimes thinking with you balls is the complete opposite to thinking outside the box, it is so inside the box and obvious that no-one thought of it.
"What shall we do with all the orphans?"

"Sell them on, make a tidy profit."

"Thats amazing, how did you think of that! Now were making loads of money."

"Think with your balls lad!"