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thick balls 

Thick balls:
A person who has done something absolutly insane, but perfectly.

Someone who has thick balls is a impressive figure of a man, who can acomplish the hardest of task and make it look easy.
My man paul will wander through a strip club raining cocaine without batting a eye. Man that guys got thick balls.
thick balls by Idiotcarl September 18, 2016
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thick creamy balls 

It's when balls are so fluffy and white that they make your heart leap for joy.
YAYYY! I just saw my little sister's thick creamy balls!

Thicc Balls 

Thicc Balls by Unmercable September 6, 2022

THICC BALLS 

THICC BALLS is when someone's balls are thicc and maybe have a side of McDonald's french fries
THICC BALLS by JaketheVCP August 18, 2024

Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick 

An act of deception and great tactical nous. The victim, after having been stripped naked and rolled in butter, is stood infront of a very low beam, he then has a pair of very smelly, 3 week unwashed human testicles waved in his face. As said buttered naked victim reverses and bends to navigate under said low beam he unwittingly slots himself onto a ludicrously large freshly lubed dildo that has been stuck to the wall using a medievel glue like concotion of pigs semen and the matted hair from the crotch of a dead rabbit. As the victims buttocks hit the wall either side of the dildo and his eyes bulge wide in fear the perpetrator of this amusing parlour game waves his balls at the victim and shouts "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick".

Please note due to recent legislation the use of rabbits hair is seen as being rather unsporting and frankly in bad taste.
With fear in his eyes the freshly buttered Steve recoiled away from the stench perpetrating forth from the rancid balls of Ali. As the dildo slipped betwixt his cavernous sphincter his eyes bulged, the corners of his mouth showed a glimpse of a smile and he sighed a deep groan of pleasure before the neanderthal Ali waved his balls dramatically and shreiked "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick"!!!!!!!!!

Think with your balls 

"Think with your balls" means think smart or outside the box. To think with your balls is usually a very quick and instinctive way of making decisions. It derives from the show "How Not To Live Your Life" A decision made by the balls is often a very good short term solution to a problem but will cause trouble in the future.
"What shall we do with all the orphans?"
"Sell them on, make a tidy profit."
"Thats amazing, how did you think of that! Now were making loads of money."
"Well, you have to think with your balls."

Think with your balls 

"Think with your balls" means think smart or outside the box. To think with your balls is usually a very quick and instinctive way of making decisions. It derives from the show "How Not To Live Your Life" A decision made by the balls is often a very good short term solution to a problem but will cause trouble in the future. Sometimes thinking with you balls is the complete opposite to thinking outside the box, it is so inside the box and obvious that no-one thought of it.
"What shall we do with all the orphans?"

"Sell them on, make a tidy profit."

"Thats amazing, how did you think of that! Now were making loads of money."

"Think with your balls lad!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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