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Thesen ist die Art und Weise Menschen verstehen zu wollen und zu liebe. Oftmals geht das einher mit kurzen Freude- und Energieausbrüchen. Und vielen Küssen.

Zu thesen kann auch bedeuten einen Moment zu genießen. Z.B Kaffee im Bett, eine Umarmung oder gutes Essen.

Wer thest, ist intensiv und leidenschaftlich.

Eine*r echte*r Thesen hasst sämtliches an Geräuschen und liebt Kopfhörer und alles, was ruhig ist. Thesens sagen relativ deutlich wenn sie etwas mögen oder nicht.

Auch denken Thesens viel an andere und weniger an sich. Die meisten Leuten lieben Thesens, da sie sich gesehen fühlen. Und das wichtigste: Thesens bringen einen sehr einzigartigen Humor mit, der eh alle sich wohlfühlen lässt.
Stille Wasser sind tief.

Don't be a dick, be a Thesen!

Thesen wieder am Thresen!

Thesen: "Halt's Maul jetscht, hab isch g'sagt"

Wortschatz: "Umm, Ficker, psychologischer Begriff, Baby, Bebi, süß, schön, das liebe ich, Mukki, Mukki, Wurtgesicht, Hei,
thesen by Dullihausen December 2, 2021
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catch these hands 

Term/phrase meaning to fight, or initiating an ass whoopn!
Say bro! you don't want catch these hands!

We Don't Love These Hoes 

A saying frequently tossed around by young adults, meaning that while they may have sex with hoes, they are not foolish enough to fall in love with said hoes, as such is bound to lead to heartbreak sooner or later.
Guy 1: "I think I'm falling in love with La'Dayday man."
Guy 2: "Nigga you dumb as fuck, don't you know we don't love these hoes?"

fix these hearts 

an invisible feeling to heart fixed
Me: YOOOO! I'm gonna go fix these hearts!!!!
fix these hearts by LilSammie November 6, 2020

Get These Balls

This phrase was first made popular by LL Cool J when interviewed on the Jason Ellis show on Satellite Radio. LL Cool J constantly repeated the phrase "Get These Balls" during the interview primarily as a rebuttal since he didn’t understand Ellis’ humor and felt threatened.
"Yeahhh, Yeahhh, Yeahh, Get These Balls," responds LL Cool J

LL: dude you probably got some assless pants, you're gay
Ellis: What are you doing?
LL: Holding my balls.
Ellis: What?
LL: Get These Balls, You Mutt!
Get These Balls by Steve Mazzagatti February 12, 2009

run these hands 

You better stop talking shit or I'm gonna run these hands on you.

all these bitches is my sons 

A phrased used by the female rapper "Nicki Minaj" which means she basically birthed the other rap girls and shes showing them how its done.
"Yall ain't gotta tell me about some negative shit someone said about me, cause all these bitches is my sons, I show them how to do this".

"All these bitches is my sons, and Imma go and get some bibs for em, couple formals little pretty lids on em, If i had a dick, I would pull it out and piss on em".
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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