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Thesen ist die Art und Weise Menschen verstehen zu wollen und zu liebe. Oftmals geht das einher mit kurzen Freude- und Energieausbrüchen. Und vielen Küssen.

Zu thesen kann auch bedeuten einen Moment zu genießen. Z.B Kaffee im Bett, eine Umarmung oder gutes Essen.

Wer thest, ist intensiv und leidenschaftlich.

Eine*r echte*r Thesen hasst sämtliches an Geräuschen und liebt Kopfhörer und alles, was ruhig ist. Thesens sagen relativ deutlich wenn sie etwas mögen oder nicht.

Auch denken Thesens viel an andere und weniger an sich. Die meisten Leuten lieben Thesens, da sie sich gesehen fühlen. Und das wichtigste: Thesens bringen einen sehr einzigartigen Humor mit, der eh alle sich wohlfühlen lässt.
Stille Wasser sind tief.

Don't be a dick, be a Thesen!

Thesen wieder am Thresen!

Thesen: "Halt's Maul jetscht, hab isch g'sagt"

Wortschatz: "Umm, Ficker, psychologischer Begriff, Baby, Bebi, süß, schön, das liebe ich, Mukki, Mukki, Wurtgesicht, Hei,
thesen by Dullihausen December 2, 2021
Words you can keep

catch these hands 

Term/phrase meaning to fight, or initiating an ass whoopn!
Say bro! you don't want catch these hands!

We Don't Love These Hoes 

A saying frequently tossed around by young adults, meaning that while they may have sex with hoes, they are not foolish enough to fall in love with said hoes, as such is bound to lead to heartbreak sooner or later.
Guy 1: "I think I'm falling in love with La'Dayday man."
Guy 2: "Nigga you dumb as fuck, don't you know we don't love these hoes?"

fix these hearts 

an invisible feeling to heart fixed
Me: YOOOO! I'm gonna go fix these hearts!!!!
fix these hearts by LilSammie November 6, 2020

Get These Balls

This phrase was first made popular by LL Cool J when interviewed on the Jason Ellis show on Satellite Radio. LL Cool J constantly repeated the phrase "Get These Balls" during the interview primarily as a rebuttal since he didn’t understand Ellis’ humor and felt threatened.

"Yeahhh, Yeahhh, Yeahh, Get These Balls," responds LL Cool J

LL: dude you probably got some assless pants, you're gay
Ellis: What are you doing?
LL: Holding my balls.
Ellis: What?
LL: Get These Balls, You Mutt!
Get These Balls by Steve Mazzagatti February 12, 2009

run these hands 

You better stop talking shit or I'm gonna run these hands on you.

all these bitches is my sons 

A phrased used by the female rapper "Nicki Minaj" which means she basically birthed the other rap girls and shes showing them how its done.
"Yall ain't gotta tell me about some negative shit someone said about me, cause all these bitches is my sons, I show them how to do this".

"All these bitches is my sons, and Imma go and get some bibs for em, couple formals little pretty lids on em, If i had a dick, I would pull it out and piss on em".
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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