theMan 

A sex god with a penis like no other. Usually found in the backroom giving a girl an axe wound.

OMG that dude is the true theMan

theMan by strawberry February 16, 2005

theman 

The combination of the words "the" and "man" to express the awesomeness of his life or achievement through written expression

Guy 1: "Dude, I heard John just screwed Maddie!"

Guy 2: "NOW WAY! He is theman!"

theman by maxoflax101 November 27, 2010

theman 

A girl that looks like a man, usually with a mustache. Some people even think she has a penis.

The Man is hot even though she has a mustache.

theman by Manraper May 9, 2005

The Man Behind The Slaughter

I dunno what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse
And now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avange me
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes
Your little smile, is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby
I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother

Friend: "I officially killed six kids. I am the man behind the slaughter"

The Man Behind The Slaughter by BellyLikeJelly April 3, 2020

TheMarkOfJ 

The african-american winner of The Commentator Showdown on Call of Duty Black Ops. He is the only commentator that goes balls first into the middle of the map and gets more kills than anyone. In love with Chipolte, Famous Amos Cookies, and calls in his Cujos ghetto style.

Player: Damn, J be tearing it up- Aww shit...
TheMarkOfJ: A-L-L-L-LET'S GOOOOO CUUJOOOOOOOS!!
Player: Can't spawn.

TheMarkOfJ by Yellowpeaches November 12, 2011

Taeman 

Taemin from SHINee is now a Taeman. Not a woman. He is also not innocent anymore. ACCEPT IT FOOLS.

*watching SHINee MV*
Person 1: Woah look at Taemin! He's so cute and innocent!
Person 2: FALSE. HE'S A TAEMAN. NOT INNOCENT ANYMORE FOO.

Taeman by DonghaeIsAFEESH January 5, 2013

themangokid 

A twitch streamer that plays whatever he feels like playing.

TheMangoKid played Brawlhala.

themangokid by thechilldylan November 25, 2020