thewhoraus 

Portmanteau of whore and thesaurus.

A person who arbitrarily laces their writing with high-register words, usually but not necessarily with the assistane of a thesaurus, in a way which is intended to impress the reader but does not actually add to the content or depth of the text.

"Hey, does anyone know a synonym of 'blah' that sounds more intellectual?" - Thewhoraus

"Does he think I'm that stupid? Replacing words with thesaurus entries is the oldest trick in the book." - A thewhoraus's English teacher

thewhoraus by Guardian of the Apostrophe December 17, 2009

thewhoreus

A code of laws for whores that contains knowledge about:
1.) The appropriate attire of a whore
2.) Whore do's and don'ts
3.) Dealing with other whores
4.) Dealing with pimps
5.) The way of the whore
6.) Whore how to's
7.) Whore history

Example 1:

"Before you can be officially initiated into the cheer squad, you must memorize the Thewhoreus."

thewhoreus by Loose Latina July 23, 2009