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Into the Woodsed 

When you go to see a movie for a specific character or actor, and they die within the first 10-15 minutes of the movie.
I went to go see Into The Woods, and The Wolf died ten minutes in. I got into the woodsed.

I went to go see The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies for Smaug, but he died 10 minutes into the movie. I got into the woodsed.
Into the Woodsed by Nygmobblepot December 27, 2014

The Wooden Spoon 

Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.
"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"

Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"

the wooden squirrel

The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.

The Wooden Gavel 

When you tap the head of your sleeping partner with your erect penis and in an authoritative manner, make a meaningful proclamation.
{thump thump thump}
BITCH! This dick isn't gonna suck itself! This is the Wooden Gavel!
The Wooden Gavel by Alyssatard February 5, 2010

whose the bunny?

This is a request for information as to who is the target for an attack or killing.
whose the bunny? by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2020

Whose the affleck now? 

Commonly means " shoes on the other foot".
Kevin ;do you total stole my actors. Ben: whose the affleck now?
Whose the affleck now? by Baccus23 October 20, 2011