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the woose 

slang for pot, to be use all the time when speaking of pot, going to smoke pot and so on and so on.
I love smoking the mother fuckin woose.
I will never call the woose "pot" again.
Let's get these highschool girls high on the woose.
How much of the woose do you think it would take, to convince a super model I'm in her league?
the woose by sid lundy January 26, 2007
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Into the Woodsed 

When you go to see a movie for a specific character or actor, and they die within the first 10-15 minutes of the movie.
I went to go see Into The Woods, and The Wolf died ten minutes in. I got into the woodsed.

I went to go see The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies for Smaug, but he died 10 minutes into the movie. I got into the woodsed.
Into the Woodsed by Nygmobblepot December 27, 2014

The Wooden Spoon 

Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.
"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"

Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"

the wooden squirrel

The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.

The Wooden Gavel 

When you tap the head of your sleeping partner with your erect penis and in an authoritative manner, make a meaningful proclamation.
{thump thump thump}
BITCH! This dick isn't gonna suck itself! This is the Wooden Gavel!
The Wooden Gavel by Alyssatard February 5, 2010

whose the bunny?

This is a request for information as to who is the target for an attack or killing.
Ok, Mr. Big whose the bunny?
whose the bunny? by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2020

Whose the affleck now? 

Commonly means " shoes on the other foot".
Kevin ;do you total stole my actors. Ben: whose the affleck now?
Whose the affleck now? by Baccus23 October 20, 2011