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The Wooden Gavel
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When you tap the head of your sleeping
partner
with your erect
penis
and in an authoritative manner,
make
a meaningful proclamation.
{thump thump thump}
BITCH! This dick isn't
gonna
suck
itself! This is the
Wooden
Gavel!
The Wooden Gavel
by
Alyssatard
February 5, 2010
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