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Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.
"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"

Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"
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by Nicko Tay July 05, 2020
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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