the woken 

deepwoken.com robox depe owken

woken player: oh hes woken!

woken enjoyer: blud why are u woken on the woken?

the woken by larrty092177908 235y890 June 21, 2023

The Woke Scale 

Announcing that oneself is "woke" actually makes him / her less woke. The more that one self-proclaims "woke-ness" the less woke that person is in reality. This is the essence of the "woke scale," which is represented mathematically as follows:

Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)

Stacy: "Wow guys, I am so woke it is crazy."
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"

The Woke Scale by humblemike October 6, 2019

The Wokenization of Singapore Math 

When white Christian nationalists or ultra-MAGA patriots subscribe to the radical pedagogy that adopting (or adapting part of) the Singapore math curriculum would only adulterate theirs, because exposing local students to alien problem-solving strategies and heuristics under the guise of multicultural math or ethnomathematics would only give undue credit to foreign curriculum math specialists and publishers.

A number of white or “woke” curriculum censors are covertly working hand in hand with American textbook publishers to push for the wokenization of Singapore math, with both parties having a vested interest to ensure that dear inch-deep-mile-wide K–12 math textbooks rather than value-for-money foreign math titles inundate as many states and local schools as possible.

The Wokenization of Singapore Math by Fasters May 9, 2023

The Woke Folk 

The Woke Folk are predominantly; white, middle class, and relatively wealthy. These people are so utterly obsessed with how other people see them: That they spend their whole lives virtue signalling, and engaging in fashion statement politics. They are so determined to present themselves as; progressive, altruistic, and outraged by injustice: They will jump onto any and every, pseudo political bandwagon, the mainstream media, and education system tell them to.

Still trying to explain reality to the Woke Folk: Talk about flogging a dead horse.

The Woke Folk by Rikstir August 18, 2020

COW - Cult of the Woke 

The twitter and other social media mob which seeks to enforce de-facto anti-blasphemy laws against those who dispute any of the self-contradictory and contra-factual dogmas of the identity-centered left wingers emerging from humanities departments of liberal arts colleges and universities with their hierarchy of oppression and its celebration of victim-hood of "oppressed groups" and its demand that white males spend a large part of their days self-flagellating to expatiate their original sin of being white and cis-male and with straight sexual orientation.

The COW - Cult of the Woke on the one had claims to support full human rights for gays, women, and trans-sexuals, but on the other hand opposes, as "Islamophobic" any and all criticism of the traditional religion which is responsible for the greatest volume and most heinous examples of violence against those identities within areas under Islamic jurisdiction.

COW - Cult of the Woke by Ufo4243 October 27, 2020

You woke the wrong dog 

Meaning you're in for it or it's gonna get ugly usually when some big and tough ass moutherfucker thinks he can challenge you

*tough video game boss approaches *

Player : "you woke the wrong dog !!"

You woke the wrong dog by Black T August 23, 2016

woke the schweed

another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you

i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come

woke the schweed by lexsace June 30, 2021