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aw shit the whole forest is on fire 

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire
oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire

Lay them the whale shit 

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.
It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore 

r u a bitch
no u holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore.

ur so mean

stick her in the licker while you hit her in the shitter 

to put your dick in a woman's pussy, while another man is fucking her in the ass
Man she looks good, Ie you hit her in the shitter"ll stick her in the licker while you hit her in the shitter!

*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely* 

*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
me when the:*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*

so secy