The Waltons

An awesome show from the 1970's, which captures true family values, rather than that of the 2000's which is all about "ME." Where selfish celebrities dominate the air waves. I am only 15, but the show is great, there will never be a better show than the Waltons

Typical teenager: Hey did you see Dane Cook on SNL last night?

Me: Naaw dude, I watched the Waltons.

Typical teenager: What the hell is that?

Me: (Shows a 3 minute clip of the show)

Typical teenager: Wow that looks soooo boring and stupid.

Me: (Rolls eyes) Whatever dude, maybe this world wouldn't be as hateful today if we didn't have people like you, and if we had more shows like this.

Typical teenager: F*** off you faggot!

Me: (Thinks nothing of it because I don't care what people think)

The Waltons by JanitorWithAnAxe July 14, 2011

the waltons

a very big close close family that all live together under one roof , hang out together and even marriage like between 1st cousins , inbred insestuos pikey types , dids in bricks .

gypos , pykeys , the ings, kakas , the waltons , family , together, under one roof

the waltons by locks heath renegade master November 25, 2010

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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