The WAD

An obese person that scratches 50% of the day with the rest spent eating and sleeping. he will pick his nose and wipe it pretty much anywhere in the house. he will lie about anything possible to get in the conversation. He will eat anything he see's. If he see's sombody else eating his mind will automatically trigger himself to get food. He will also make annoying little noises when he breathes. He has the most minging feet u will ever see and they stink awful! He enjoys going for drunky bums and talks absolute crap when he's drunky. He wakes up at crack of dawn as soon as he hears a noise and then sits in his black chair with his shorts on and his feet out yawning all day! His laugh is so annoying and sounds like a little girl.

The WAD

The WAD by Skelmersdale CCC January 16, 2010

THE WAD

A fucking mammoth wang

John Holmes was nicknamed "THE WAD!!!"

THE WAD by Matt Ross September 25, 2003

pad the wad 

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

pad the wad by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

flop the wad 

an overtly homosexual slang phrase used by Monroe county renown singer/songwriters who think they far above the measuring stick of conventional society. (see Jonah Carden)

Jonah Carden: Man I think it's time for me to go flop the wad with Timmy and Stripes.

Random person: Uh yeah whatever Jonah, sounds like it sucks as bad as Southern Lame.

flop the wad by Ron Parker January 19, 2008

The "Doom Wad" Effect

Occurs after having played various mods of a video game for a long duration of time that reuse the same assets; making you think, after a period of time, that you've played another unrelated, separate mod already, when you haven't.

"I could've sworn I played this already, no?", "I'm developing The "Doom Wad" Effect"

The "Doom Wad" Effect by Ausernameithink09 July 18, 2026

The Carolina spit wad 

The act of spiting in someones ass hole then the other person deficits into a cup and drinking it then swapping it in the others mouth as a sexual act.

she a kinky bitch she did the Carolina spit wad with Tristan.

The Carolina spit wad by thickdickdady69 April 7, 2022

The Wades 

The reproductive gland in a male vertebrate, the source of spermatozoa and the androgens, normally occurring paired in an external scrotum in humans. AKA: The Boys, Family Jewels, Kahones, Marbles in the Fun Bag, Balls, Nuts, Sac of Joy, Junk, The Berries of "Twig and Two Berries", Gonads, Beans, Cookies, etc.

Ben kicked Chuck right in The Wades!

The Wades by ICA January 21, 2005