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The Video 

In reference to the video game "Escape From Tarkov", it's referring to a YouTube video made by the youtuber "g0at" on the topic of cheaters in the game which ended up being quite eye opening about just how massive the scope of cheating really is. Sadly, the mods of the EFT subreddit use various dubious reasoning to justify censoring any and all information about "THE video" so redditors have started referring to it simply as "the video" in an attempt not to mention it explicitly.
- "You should probably wiggle if you wanna be good at the game"
- "Is the wiggling stuff some recent meme?"
- "Yeah, it's a reference to THE video."
The Video by EFT_Player123 February 25, 2023
Words you can keep

The Video 

A video in witch it was posted on IGN Messege board "The Vestibule". The video contains a bunch of stupid people harming they're penises(cutting, choping, electrocuting, piercing...).

The video is very discusting i advise you not to watch it unless you are brave and do not have a weak stomach.
i was watching "The Video"
The Video by cb_32 October 2, 2005

test the video quality

Chris, after looking at too much playboy, decided to go test the video quality

Cars 2 The Video Game (DS) 

when your girlfriends flips over during anal
So we we're fucking and then boom Cars 2 The Video Game (DS)

LIKE THE VIDEO 

Something that clickbait youtubers like ali-a, mr top 5, adventure, ect always say at the beginning of a video because they know damn well that tons of kids are gonna be watching, and at least some of them are gonna actually like the video for some reason.
youtuber: like the video and subscribe in the next 5 seconds of this spider will be in your bed tonight!

kids: actually believe it

LIKES: 2.2k DISSLIKES: 908K VIEWS: 382749274902749274902379074902 (all kids btw)

Conal The Video Game 

Conal The Video Game is a video game starring Conal! also known as Funnyboybhfsyig, Conal The Video game is the peak of peak, the worlds best video game
Homosapien 1: Oh golly gee! i can wait to goon to conal the video game starring Funnyboybhfsyig!
Homosapien 2: NAHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU GOON TO FUNNYBOYBHFSYIG?!?! WHY DO THAT WHEN YOU CAN GOON TO THE BULLY SEAN WARNED US ABOUT

like if you hate *insert hated thing or person that brings easy likes on the video the comment is* 

Used by youtube NPC kids to get easy likes, frowned upon most social media communities
Like if you hate *insert hated thing or person that brings easy likes on the video the comment is*

*Insert something trying to point to the like button*
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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