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The Hardcore Tree Hugger

You're fucking a bitch- I mean having sex with a nice female... or male (whatever floats your boat) doggy style outside while your partner is hugging onto a tree for their dear life because you're a G, while at the same time you are leaning forward to lay on your partners back hugging underneath the breast tightly at a fast speed. You can also add on partners if you wanna take it to the next level. Make sure you finish off on your partners face(s) and the tree because chances are if your partner let you do this they're probably gonna like that freaky shit.
Moe: Hey Nate what were you doing in the forest last night with Beth?
Nate: Oh man, you would not believe it! Beth actually wanted to do The Hardcore Tree Hugger! I think I was going so hard that she was sliding all over the tree and shit? I don't know man, but all I know is she said she saw a Big Foot if you know what I mean!!
Moe: Damn Nate! So that's why she got splinters all over her face!

The Treehugger 

The act of a small women/man jerking off a man by hugging his dick a.k.a. a tree
My gf performed the treehugger last night and it was awesome!
The Treehugger by mr.jeeves October 5, 2011

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026