The Ton 

(Also Known as Laurelton or LA,Queens)A hood located in Southern Queens, New York City. It was Formally part of Jamaica until politics split it up and is part of Jamaica town. Its bordering hood are Southside, Ozone Park, Springfield, ST. Albans, Cambria and Mobzdale.

Where you from?

South Queens?

Where Southside?

No, n*gga, The Ton!

The Ton by Besiege July 18, 2009

The Ton 

(Also Known as Laurelton or LA,Queens)A hood located in Southern Queens, New York City. It was Formally part of Jamaica until politics split it up. Its bordering hood are Southside, Ozone Park, Springfield, ST. Albans, Cambria and Mobzdale.

Where you from?

South Queens?

Where Southside?

No, n*gga, The Ton!

The Ton by Besiege July 18, 2009

do the ton 

Refers to going 100 mph or faster in a vehicle, specifically a cafe racer style motorcycle.

Do the Ton!

Or

After an engine rebuild this old bike can now do the ton.

do the ton by TobyDanger September 8, 2012

doing the ton 

Traveling at 100 mph or more, particularly on a motorcycle.

We all went up to Aces Cafe on friday, partying and doing the ton back and forth to the roundabout

doing the ton by LeMansChamp August 26, 2008

pull the ton 

Doing over 100 mph in a vehicle.
Maybe used for 100 kph which is essentially 0-60mph time.

British units say 100 stone = 1 ton.

pulling the ton, pushing the ton can be used as well.

That bike could pull the ton in 5 seconds flat!

pull the ton by Jebaah April 7, 2014

The won-ton soup 

The male is laying down with his mouth wide open, lip to lip and the female pisses in his mouth. Then he cums in her mouth and she spits the cum back in his mouth and they make out swapping the raunchy mixture.

When Carmen walked into her apartment, she saw Alberto and Martha making the won-ton soup on her floor. She then joined them.

The won-ton soup by Ling bi Ho ching January 1, 2012

The old nine ton slap' la dap 

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

The old nine ton slap' la dap by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019