The thickening

When a man or woman begins to expand bone density while becoming overweight leading to a pennant structure that can not be reversed. Multiple stages apply 1-3 (stage 3 being obesed)

“If you buy that Rolex make sure you get extra links your wrist has thickened!”

“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”

“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”

by Judgerichie November 8, 2017

The thickening

When a man or woman begins to expand bone density while becoming overweight leading to a pennant structure that can not be reversed. Multiple stages apply 1-3 (stage 3 being obesed)

“If you buy that Rolex make sure you get extra links your wrist has thickened!”

“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”

“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”

by Judgerichie November 8, 2017

The Thiccening

The fitness craze propelled by social media that has given rise to a sudden influx in fantastic, thicc asses appearing all over the place.

Thank fuck for the The Thiccening, there are way more girls with bam bods these days.

by ilybfj October 31, 2017

thickenin' the sickenin'

This is what happens when you intentionally drink more alcohol than you necessary and thereby increasing your hangover rating to an uncomfortable level that may prevent anything decent from happening the next few days.

Louie: "Hey! Pass me that tequila and give me that Mad Dog! I wasted and it's great!"
Leroy: "Dude! Slow down! We've got that hike tomorrow with the girls and I don't want to be late!"
Louie: "You ain't got a chance with Elinor! So, let it go, nerd alert!"
Leroy: "Man, you're just thickenin' the sickenin'! You'll feel like Holy Hell tomorrow. F' it! Cheers! Let's get housed!"

by von groovy September 22, 2024