the spider man
the spider man by Bukkake the porno clown November 9, 2006
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The Spider-Man
Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth
The Spider-Man by SpideyCumGuzzler April 13, 2022
The Spider-Man
The act of hanging onto the walls of a public restroom stall with your feet on the door effectively lifting you above the toilet seat to take a crap.
I had to drop a deuce so bad but when went to the bathroom in that store but it was all gross and nasty so I had to do The Spider-Man.
The Spider-Man by Vincent Solomon February 23, 2010
The Spider-Man
When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.
The Spider-Man by MattDoesntMatter May 23, 2007
The Spider-Man
When when a man's having sex with a woman, cums into his hand then slaps it onto her cheek and slowly pulls his hand away. You get that white weby strings between her face and your hand.
G1: "Dude, I totally did The Spider-Man on her cheek!"
G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"
G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."
G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"
G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."
The Spider-Man by Lacrosse05 November 4, 2007
The Spider-Man
A sex position invloving the doggie style position where the man pulls out early and cums in his hand. When the woman eventually turns around the mans yells spiderman and throws his sticky web in his partner's face. Correct hand motions are necessary.
"What's the worst sex you've ever had?"
"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."
"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."
"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."
"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."
The Spider-Man by Kush Klub CEO April 16, 2017
The Spider-man
The Spider-man by Gary Clark November 12, 2007
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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