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The Snookie 

When you go to the clinic after a night in the smoosh room, and the doctor says you have a new, unidentified STD. Yep, that's right. You got the Snookie.
I'm on these meds that I'm not supposed to drink on...I got the Snookie last night.

I don't know what I did last night, but I woke up with the Snookie.

After a night of Nookie, I pissed and realized I got the motha' fuckin' snookie.
The Snookie by amberenergy84 February 23, 2011
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The Snookie Diet 

This diet consists of drinking alcohol all day and swallowing large amounts of protien.
I was having oral sex with Tony, cause lets face it once he starts it's not like I'm gonna tell him to get off me, besides I'm on The Snookie Diet.
The Snookie Diet by ebabe February 10, 2010

snookie in the bosom

That snookie in the bosom was bomb. Got a poop dick though

the sookie stackhouse

The most mind-blowing blowjob a person can give. This act enables a man to reach the highest form of ecstasy.
Did you give him the sookie stackhouse last night?

The River City Snooki 

Toga wearing mexapino who is refused service at local dive bars.
The River City Snooki was on the prowl after drinking a few wine decanters and ninja bombing the wedding.
The River City Snooki by KEvans September 16, 2010

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026