Stackhouse 

N. A woman with a particularly large rack. Derived from the colloquial term "stacked," referring to large breasts, combined with the word "house," to imply that the woman's chest is the housing of the breasts. "Stackhouse" is always used as a noun, and never as an adjective, and always refers to the woman, and not her breasts (i.e., "She has a stackhouse" would not be appropriate, while, "She is a stackhouse" would be).

Derivatives: A stackhouse, a stack house, a stackedhouse, a stacked house.

1. "Do you see that chick over there with the big ass titties? Damn, bra, she is a stackhouse!"

2. Frat Guy 1, "Yo dude, I was totally going to hook up with this fly-ass stackhouse last night."
Frat Guy 2, "Oh yeah, what happened?"
Frat Guy 1, "She saw my chodemander and totally freaked out."

Stackhouse by Captain Hot Pocket January 3, 2009

stackhouse 

Named in honor of NBA player Jerry Stackhouse who was notorious for inflating his scoring average (ppg) by scoring meaningless baskets in garbage time, long after the outcome of the game had been decided and the opposing team had taken it's starters out.

They were down by 50 in the fourth quarter, but they they scored two stackhouse TD's to make it look respectable. He scored 16 points but 10 of those were stackhouse points.

stackhouse by tommy reynolds January 13, 2008

Stackhouse 

A repulsive individual known for his inability to do anything. This individual of short stature has the ability to give Rip van Winkle a run for his money. Always found either napping or "tired." Makes Pig-pen seem like a neat-nick. Confused sexually; he is a man who thinks he is a woman; he likes men, but dates women. Can never commit to anything except free food. Is preparing to give birth to his first born.

Stackhouse entered the station, as he walked in the turnout gear walked out.

Stackhouse by Magnum April 13, 2004

Stackhouse 

Deeply rooted with money,So much so, that is has become your foundation.

Those People Over There Run On Money, They Must Be Stackhouse!

Stackhouse by ZaiStackhouse September 9, 2023

Jason Stackhouse 

The older brother of Sookie Stackhouse in the HBO series True Blood based off of the Charlaine Harris novels.

Andy Bellefleur: Jason Stackhouse must be the murderer!

Jason Stackhouse by fangbanger3 August 10, 2009

sookie stackhouse 

the grown-up, completely badass version of Bella Swan; the protagonist and narrator in HBO's True Blood and the Southern Vampire Mysteries.

Twilighter: "Bella Swan was so brave when she saved Edward's life."

Smart Person: "are you kidding!? when someone was after Sookie Stackhouse's man, she choked him with a chain!"

sookie stackhouse by ericnorthmanawesomeee August 1, 2009

sookie stackhouse 

There's Twilight and then there's True Blood on HBO, the much more funnier, sexier, gruesomer and overall BETTER version of Twilight. Based off of the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlaine Harris (which are ah-mazing!), Anna Paquin plays Sookie Stackhouse, a blond haired, big chested waitress at Merlotte's, a bar in Bon Temps, Louisiana. Whereas Bella will whine and cry and stutter for a couple months wearing the same outfit (don't know what im talking about? watch eclipse) when she doesn't have her man, Sookie finds her man and gets her man whenever she wants him. Whereas Bella can't stand the thought of ever being angry with Emo Edward, Sookie knows how to lay down the law with Bill. And while Bella fantasizes about the perfect sex moment with Edward (so cliche - on a beach in a beach house all by yourselves and it is sooo romantic - bleh) Sookie gets it hard and NATURAL. So while they both are fantasy, Sookie's is at least real, in a bearable way. Bella is too dramatic. Sookie is the beast.

Twi-hard: OMG Bella is so self assured! She can make decisions all by herself!
True Blooder: She jumped off a cliff - um, hello, suicide attempt anyone? - then sat in a chair for three months staring out the window wearing the same outfit because her boyfriend wasn't around to act all emo and depressed. Plus, if she wasn't stuttering and falling around behind Edward, she was giving Jacob a hard time by crashing on a motorcycle and threatening her life. Yeah, she's self-assured. Sookie Stackhouse never thinks about killing herself or sitting in a chair stinking up the whole place or falling over microscopic rocks.
Twi-hard: But Edward is sooo hot!
True Blooder: His chest is pale and disgustingly hairy. Plus he acts like he cuts his wrists in his spare time. Bill is smexy and doesn't act all emo.
Random person to Twi-hard: IN YO FACE!

sookie stackhouse by vern the fern March 9, 2011