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the smokes 

the feeling you get when you take opiodes, opiates making you want to smoke a large quanity of cigarettes
Hey, Dave man, could i bum a whole pack of cigs, i took some mo's and got (the smokes) real bad, man!!
the smokes by David Sneed February 24, 2009

smokes the white owl 

White owl cigars with the hole already in the tip look a lot like a penis, so smokes the white owl is a euphemism for fellitio.
Lennie Peterson smokes the white owl when he is not playing the bone.
smokes the white owl by Ginger March 1, 2005

smokes the cheesy dick 

Anything which sucks profusely. Used to represent something that not only sucks, blows or is otherwise just terrible but is totally and utterly horrible. In this instance smoking is a term used to represent felatio or sucking cock. Cheesy dick is used to not only represent the case of a man with cheese dick but also to represent something really cheesy, corny or lame.
1. "This is the worst game I've ever played, it fucking smokes the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."
smokes the cheesy dick by Bafilius January 27, 2007

Early Log Smokes the Log 

A game played by two gentlemen, in which both parties attempt to make the other cum before they do via handjob. The loser must suck the winner's log until they cum!
-Hey want to play early log smokes the log
-Yeah sure totally alright!

Aweh Cammy Smokes The Gunj 

The friend who constantly takes smoking the gunj to the next level. A true hero in the eyes of his friends and family
Aweh Cammy Smokes the gunj boys!

The great smokes 

Please don't get lost in the great smokes.
The great smokes by Puffalo Pill September 5, 2023