the Smokes
the Smokes by Clash City Rocker February 26, 2005
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the smokes
the feeling you get when you take opiodes, opiates making you want to smoke a large quanity of cigarettes
Hey, Dave man, could i bum a whole pack of cigs, i took some mo's and got (the smokes) real bad, man!!
the smokes by David Sneed February 24, 2009
smokes the white owl
White owl cigars with the hole already in the tip look a lot like a penis, so smokes the white owl is a euphemism for fellitio.
smokes the white owl by Ginger March 1, 2005
smokes the cheesy dick
Anything which sucks profusely. Used to represent something that not only sucks, blows or is otherwise just terrible but is totally and utterly horrible. In this instance smoking is a term used to represent felatio or sucking cock. Cheesy dick is used to not only represent the case of a man with cheese dick but also to represent something really cheesy, corny or lame.
1. "This is the worst game I've ever played, it fucking smokes the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."
smokes the cheesy dick by Bafilius January 27, 2007
Early Log Smokes the Log
A game played by two gentlemen, in which both parties attempt to make the other cum before they do via handjob. The loser must suck the winner's log until they cum!
Early Log Smokes the Log by WwWwWwWwWwWwWwW78 March 10, 2010
Aweh Cammy Smokes The Gunj
The friend who constantly takes smoking the gunj to the next level. A true hero in the eyes of his friends and family
Aweh Cammy Smokes The Gunj by GoatMuncher99 November 25, 2019
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