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THE SLINKY 

The Slinky: When you face your wife or girlfriend, cup your right hand under her left breast.
Then cup your left hand under her right breast, while lifting your right hand drop your left hand.
Then lift your left hand and drop your right hand, continulosely repeat while humming the Slinky Jingle.
Who would of guess that playing The Slinky can be foreplay. It's true The Slinky is fun for a girl and a boy!!!!
THE SLINKY by Bam068 May 4, 2018
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the slinky 

when a girls ass i so loose you can see her colon hanging down like a slinky
the was no need for a colonoscopy because the girl had a slinky
the slinky by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

The slinky 

When you put a slinky around a pocket pussy and put duck tape around the top so you can have extra spring to your orgasm
Damn I was so lonely last night I had to use The slinky. Shit hit right
The slinky by Auzziegie February 16, 2021

wagging the slinky 

to masterbate; jerk off; make the one eyed monkey spit; to pleasure oneself {male version}

can be done alone/solo, or in the presence of another or group of others
wagging the slinky by btezra October 28, 2002

meat flap A.K.A. (The Slinky)

the essence of the meat flap can be defined in severl distinct ways.
N) meat flap- when a females asshole has been punished by mandingo too many thousand times, leaving her with that little piece of skin sagging down out of her well used orfus.

n) meat flap- (Mrs. Mooseknuckle)
a females extra extra large clit. which in many cases could easily be mistaken for a penis. can be seen in any of your run of the mill strip clubs
while on stage the well worn stripper played with her meat flap and turned around and winked (waved) at me with her other meat flap. she was the rare find of the double flapper.

Clinkin’ the slinky 

“Stop clinkin’ the slinky and get a fucking wife!”

“I can’t… I’m forever alone… like if u cri evrytiem.”

Priming the Slinky

The act of preparing one’s junk for a big night ahead, in order to avoid calling an uber early.
Q: Where is old mate?

A: Ahh He’s gonna be gone for a minute, he’s priming the slinky for his date tonight
Priming the Slinky by Sosage_loy December 8, 2025
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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