The Silencer 

First apply a small amount of hot sauce on your penis, then let the girl give you a blow job, this will cause her nose to run, wipe the snot off her nose and use it for lubrication to have anal sex, after having anal sex get on top of her and titty fuck her while she licks your butthole, while this is goin on you fart in her mouth, she will a puzzeled look on her face but waste no time and turn around and cum in here mouth, don't let her swallow it immediately, then take your penis and shove the cum down her thoart, while you are doing this you piss down her thoart forcing piss/cum down her thoart, while she's forcing this down you shit in your hand and throw it in her face, you then pull a Tony Danza and ask her whos the boss she will probably say "you are" you then punch in the nose and say "No Tony Danza is the boss bitch" you then throw shit in her face again and ask her once again who the boss is she will then reply "Tony Danza" you punch her in the nose again and say "why are you thinking about Tony Danza while we are having kinky sex."

Requirements for The Silencer: You must have at least a 10 inch penis, no sexual activity for at least a week before preforming this and only anal sex with no store bought lubricants and you have to be pretty messed up in the head or just really kinky....Warning make sure women is willing participant and beware of her trying to bite your penis!!!!

The Silencer by The ones and only January 16, 2009

The silencer 

When you're shitting next to a hot girls room and you take the toilet paper roll, shove it up your ass so the poop slowly goes into the water.

The silencer saved my life last night! Jenny didn't hear a thing.

The silencer by Voltawolf77 October 6, 2017

The silencer 

When you're fucking a deaf chick, take one hearing aid and shove it down her throat so you cant hear her wookie noises. Then you take off your dirty sock and shove it in her mouth. After fucking her, put her other hearing aid up her pussy and send her on her way, and as she walks, her cunt whistles with every step.

I once fucked a deaf chick, and she sounded like chewie from star wars. I wish now, I had given her the silencer.

I went soft immediately, did my belt up, and put it in reverse .

The silencer by Deedav August 4, 2021

The Silencer

shoving a piece of TP up your butt before you take a shit so the pre-farts arent too loud.

Someone knocked on the bathroom stall door just before I was about explode out of my ass so I had to put in the silencer.

The Silencer by Mahbarley May 8, 2026

Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!

Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'

Screwing on the silencer by NODNYL January 15, 2011

Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!

Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'

Screwing on the silencer by NODNYL January 15, 2011

the stupefied silencer  

The act of cumming in a girls ear in the hopes of making her deaf for a short period of time

Last night some bitch was giving me a blow job and i decided to give her the stupefied silencer to show her who's boss

the stupefied silencer by Klutch Malicious April 15, 2009