the schulte

The act of inserting a tube into the anus and ciphering out boo boo soup

Man jimmy jons threw up after trying the schulte on his boyfriend

by haagenz March 26, 2011

the schultz

1. When a well endowed man shows a girl his member and she runs away sceaming.

2. when an exceptionally well endowed man gets a boner and passes out due to the blood loss

3. when condoms arent big enough and you have to use street cones

megs never been the same since johnny gave have her the schultz

The doctor said that little timmy has the schultz

Dude last night i was with a chick got the schultz, and woke up with a condom in my ass.

dude what the fuck are you putting on your dick, dude i gots the schultz.

by long dong silver888 November 22, 2009

The Schuler

to fuck a girl in the ass. and make her cry.

The Schuler is from this man named Schuler who was having sex with this girl doggy style. and she pointed at her ass. So he just put it in there. No lube or anything. She feel over crying and he just got dressed, said he was sorry and went home.

by Dizzle Dazzle January 15, 2008

On-The-Schultz

Hush, Secret, Quiet, No Disclosure, Confidential

Please keep this conversation "on-the-schultz".

by Cure4PAIN August 16, 2006

The Schultah

A creature that is constantly on the move, very aware of its surroundings. Has the ability to with a seconds notice appear as if he is "working" and as soon as the coast is clear return to its previous wandering behavior.

by CB May 20, 2003

The robieo schultzy

When someone gets two thumbs in the ass at the same time.

Robert gave wheelchock the robieo schultzy

by PBJay July 3, 2019