The Schuler is from this man named Schuler who was having sex with this girl doggy style. and she pointed at her ass. So he just put it in there. No lube or anything. She feel over crying and he just got dressed, said he was sorry and went home.
A creature that is constantly on the move, very aware of its surroundings. Has the ability to with a seconds notice appear as if he is "working" and as soon as the coast is clear return to its previous wandering behavior.