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Brown the Runway 

When you receive a sudden fright, you could say that you almost "Browned the runway"
"I was on my way to work and some dope in a semi almost ran me over.  I thought I was going to brown the runway"

Clearing the runway 

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.
guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.
Clearing the runway by h22acd December 13, 2010

overshoot the runway 

the act of semen shooting beyond its intended target eg. a tissue held in the hand; esp. with more powerful than expected ejaculations.
Shit! Now I'm going to have to clean the floor since i overshot the runway.

Be careful not to overshoot the runway onto your laptop.

foaming the runway 

copious ejaculate placed on any part of a females anatomy.
The volume is similar to the attempt to extinguish an airline jet fuel fire.
I pulled out and started foaming the runway.

Turtles on the runway 

Code words for "drunk pilot".
David Letterman's flight could not take off due to turtles on the runway.

overshoot the runway 

To let go of explosive, projectile diarrhea prematurely and miss the toilet.
Gotta run, that burrito made me feel like I'm about to overshoot the runway.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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