the runway 

Basically this is another word for the 'Gooch'

Jon:My runway is ithchy
Sam:The runway?
Jon:Yes my gooch
Sam:OH!

the runway by Sam Brown99999 September 20, 2008

Brown the Runway 

When you receive a sudden fright, you could say that you almost "Browned the runway"

"I was on my way to work and some dope in a semi almost ran me over.  I thought I was going to brown the runway"

Brown the Runway by @WeMoveTheMasses October 20, 2012

Clearing the runway 

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.

guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.

Clearing the runway by h22acd December 13, 2010

overshoot the runway 

the act of semen shooting beyond its intended target eg. a tissue held in the hand; esp. with more powerful than expected ejaculations.

Shit! Now I'm going to have to clean the floor since i overshot the runway.

Be careful not to overshoot the runway onto your laptop.

overshoot the runway by Alabama Guy April 11, 2011

foaming the runway 

copious ejaculate placed on any part of a females anatomy.
The volume is similar to the attempt to extinguish an airline jet fuel fire.

I pulled out and started foaming the runway.

foaming the runway by 40goingonfive March 28, 2008

Turtles on the runway 

Code words for "drunk pilot".

David Letterman's flight could not take off due to turtles on the runway.

Turtles on the runway by Saraa Palin August 3, 2009

overshoot the runway 

To let go of explosive, projectile diarrhea prematurely and miss the toilet.

Gotta run, that burrito made me feel like I'm about to overshoot the runway.

overshoot the runway by nv_insomniac January 3, 2010