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the robber 

from what I have been told; you bust into your own house with a ski mask or a stocking brandishing a knife, gun, club or any blunt object and throw your wife, girfirend or female friends onto bed, floor, or furniture. Rip their clothing off and have sex with them. Never revealing your identity until after the action is finished.
To friend: My wife called the cops after I pulled "the robber" on her.
the robber by Frank da tank August 23, 2006
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rob the robber

Annoying little son of a bench
Can talk for hours
I have that Rob the Robber
rob the robber by Hi fn April 20, 2018

The Bank Robber 

When you are having sex with a chick, you get one of your friends to come in the room without her knowledge, and you switch places with him, without her knowing. You then leave the room and do something to attract her attention, such as going outside her window or going back into the room.
So I was doing this chick and me and my friend pulled off the bank robber and she was pissed
The Bank Robber by littlebigdick February 6, 2009

the cradle robber 

When a guy is fucking a pregnant woman and penetrates the baby as she is giving birth
Hurry up and give birth to this baby, i want to be the cradle robber
the cradle robber by Jake Luc September 21, 2007

committing the robbery 

when you hookup with someone elses boyfriend/girlfriend, or date
Vinny- "congrants on my sloppy seconds bro"

The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"

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where the rubber meets the road 

An athlete can train all day, but the race is where the rubber meets the road and they'll know how good they really are.

tickling the rubber

to have sex with a person using a condom
sup bro was she tickling the rubber?
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