the recession 

Where you use the same condom for a week.

I'm so poor I can't afford new condoms I'm in the recession.

the recession by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009

The Recession 

A common phrase used to blame the problems of a person on the current recession

I heard STDS are caused by The Recession

The Recession by not2pac July 6, 2011

fuck the recession 

a term used by someone who is fucking rich and continues to spend big money despite a recession.

1. poor ass: hey dude you been spending big lately

rich ass: yeh fuck the recession

2. poor ass: hey dude we are in a recession

rich ass: yeh fuck the recession

fuck the recession by mc tee June 10, 2009

The Great Recession 

A major economic contraction which began in 2008. The Great Recession featured the collapse or nationalization of many banks and investment houses. Characterized by a torrent of panicky headlines from the bloodthirsty vultures in America's piss-yellow newsrooms, who tried their damnedest to make us all believe that this was the worst it's been "since the Great Depression."

The Great Recession was the best opportunity yet to rob the public purse in order to bail out the rich-ass hedge fund managers and their golfing buddies.

The Great Recession by rainbow coma February 6, 2009

The Precession Controversy 

This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.

The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.

The Precession Controversy by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022

The Regression Triad

The Regression Triad: A psychological framework representing the three core elements of human weakness and societal conformity: Instinct, Impulsivity, and Intuitiveness. It describes the state of an individual who is governed by biological urges and emotional triggers rather than strategic logic.

Instead of analyzing the social dynamics of the room with strategic logic, he succumbed to the Regression Triad—following his basic instincts and acting impulsively to gain cheap validation.

The Regression Triad by YARiK14 April 18, 2026

fiona the receptionist

a sexy stripper who works for a drug lord

fiona the receptionist told me that munkh is actually poor
fiona the receptionist is always busy for her master

fiona the receptionist by fiona the receptionist October 29, 2020