the ponce

attaching six matches to each other, sticking the last one in your dick. You then light the first match and try to ejaculate to HBO Porn (for extra challenge) before you burn your dick.

Guy A: What's with the blood on your pants?
Guy B: I tried to pull off the Ponce. Needless to say, I failed.

the ponce by alrighttitties September 18, 2007

shittin' the ponce's pisser 

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

shittin' the ponce's pisser by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

Ponce of the Old Bailey 

A derogatory term for an idiot. A modern translation would be, "Faggot of an old English court house". Made popular by the short comedy film, "The Duel at Blood Creek".

"This libelous gagger sullied my good name in the Times!"
"I only called you the "Ponce of the Old Bailey." I thought it rather amusing."
"It was not, sir. It was an insult, sir."

Ponce of the Old Bailey by Marskelletor December 21, 2013

The Mike Pence 

The Mike Pence is when you pour water on your gay lover, electrocute them, and fuck them in the ass.

Guy 1: Oh my god! Me and my lover just did The Mike Pence in bed!!

Guy 2: Holy shit! That's gotta hurt.

The Mike Pence by SWAGKINGWASHERE November 11, 2016

pondering the orb 

A reference to goofy wizards who would sit for hours gazing upon an inanimate object, likely an orb. The phrase "pondering the orb" has emerged as common slag used to refer to someone doing something pretentiously important.

I am coming at your place. You better not be *pondering the orb*

pondering the orb by Obamium69420 November 23, 2021

ponchos in the desert 

Amazing vocalistic geniusness, eardrum shattering spine tingling drums, and buck wild guitar riffs that will take your breathe away and tear your face off.

O my freaking goodness Ponchos in the Desert is playing at the concert tomorrow. They are SO GOOD!


I am not worthy for Ponchos in the Desert

ponchos in the desert by Jared (guitarist of ponchos in the desert) February 4, 2008

Ponder one's place in the universe 

To fap. Used in polite company.

1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.

Ponder one's place in the universe by spotch555 March 29, 2012