A process in which you take one hand and repeatedly peck a girl's butthole only using your five fingers in a beak-like configuration. After a couple seconds you proceed to peck her face with the same fingers you just used on her butthole. Then you tell her to get the fuck out of your rack. The whole process must be done in a timely fashion, preferably under 60 seconds.
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There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010
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There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.
The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010
Get the The cat and the pecker mug.When one guy says "i have to pee", and another guy says "me two" the first guy sits on top of the second guy's shoulders and they both pee into the urinal at the same. Thus commencing the Double Pecker In most cases the 2nd guy is wearing a red sox hat and probably gay.
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Get the the woody wood pecker mug.(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.
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