the patch
a new form of birth control that works like the pill but its a small patch that sticks to the skin. Prevents a woman from having babies. She changes it once a week and goes the fourth week without a patch.
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The Patch
The Patch by patchprincess June 13, 2018
the patch
denoting a woman's public hair shaved in a tiny square shape above her special area. ant. the line or the shrub.
Fertilizing the Patch
Fertilizing the Patch by minpion September 27, 2010
Pulling the Patch
In Hollywood, we can watch a colorful character fully pulling the patch outside, rubbing the skin off. That's reality mawma.
Pulling the Patch by Sigmaone November 8, 2020
scratch the patch
Literally, for one to "scratch where it itches", in particular to scratch the genital area. Often seen as a sign of some disgusting disease or STD.
Man, Frank was picking up that chick in the bar, but when he saw her scratch the patch, he flipped her off and left. I think he figured she had VD or crabs or something.
scratch the patch by Frank Klaune November 13, 2004
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