irish's definitions

hook up

v. To have relations with someone without knowing thier name, where their from, and usually age. Usually due to intense binge drinking or taking part in any sorotiy event

Yea I'm going to 'hook up' with (insert local sorority slut name) later on after she has a couple beers in her.

by Irish May 27, 2003

Nu-Metal

A genre of shit that claims to be related to real metal. Lyrics usually consist of whines, problems, and bitching. Most Metal Heads found Nu-Metal first and then branched off after discovering genious bands such as Opeth. Yet some claim that this horrid sound is "Heavy" or actually real "Metal", and stay with it. Nu-Metal is the most known type of metal, because its made for teens trying to get attention...Bands such as: Korn, Limp Bizkit, and Adema are common nu-metal bnds. You can recognize Nu-Metal by whiney vocals (with rap/hip hop rythms), sound effects to cover the simple guitar riffs, and really slow drumming. If you listen to Nu-Metal and wish to change your ways, Explore Death Metal. It's much better, and you'll finally know real music.

M-TV is the homebase of Nu-Metal.

by Irish August 24, 2003

the patch

a new form of birth control that works like the pill but its a small patch that sticks to the skin. Prevents a woman from having babies. She changes it once a week and goes the fourth week without a patch.

Guy #1: So man, you using condoms?
Guy#2: No man my girls on the patch.
Guy #1: whats that shit?
Guy #2: dunno man, but apparently it works

by irish March 22, 2004

Velma

A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually regarded by women as a friend, not a sexual being.

damn, son, until you get some REAL pussy you're just a Velma.

by Irish March 5, 2004

Skinless

A great deathmetal band.

Skinless is better than SYL

by Irish August 23, 2003

big booty

having a large ass

Damn, nikka! That hoe gots a big booty.

by Irish August 22, 2003

irish coffee

Irish Coffee

1 cup (8-ounces) heavy cream
3 tablespoons granulated sugar
6 cups strong, hot black coffee
3/4 cup Irish whiskey


Using an electric mixer, beat the cream with 1 tablespoon of sugar until soft peaks form. Set aside.

Combine remaining sugar, coffee and whiskey.

Pour into mugs and top with whipped cream. Serve immediately.

Serves 4 to 6.

i've had a bad day at work; get me some irish coffee.

by irish July 5, 2004