Stick it in the pan 

Verb.

To stick something in the pan. The process of becoming stuck to a pan. To be stuck to a pan. If you wish to be stuck to a pan, you must first stick it in the pan.

"Shtick it in the pan hai"
"Stick it in the pan"
"Shicki ina wok" (Chinese)

Stick it in the pan by thechillifingerer May 9, 2019

smash the pan 

to have a right good SHIT.

jesus christ did you 'Smash The Pan'' son?

smash the pan by mr pimpernell October 28, 2013

spray tan the pan 

when you shit and spit chips of shit down the toilet and it hits the pan so violently and sticks all round, you have to T-Cut it off.

Could be after a particularly spicy curry. A dodgy Egyptian dish at the Park Inn Sharm could also cause one to 'spray tan the pan' in a BIG way.... Poor cleaners

spray tan the pan by CStar0701 February 11, 2009

split the pan 

To defecate (shit).

"Jesus, you should have seen the size of that turd I just let out, it split the pan!"

split the pan by Mortiis February 7, 2017

sucking the old pan handle

Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy

Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.

sucking the old pan handle by pan handel sucker May 2, 2018