The Orbit

When you meet a minor over the internet and travel to meet them in real life to have sex.

Damn that 13 year olds cute might do The Orbit

by Krewz March 9, 2019

The Orbit Theory

Researched intensively at a mid-sized public university in 2003, the Orbit Theory was established to explain the symbiotic relationship of when a large, unattractive female associates frequently with several highly attractive females or 'Bettys'. Quite simply, the attractive females have someone to complain to about typical problems, i.e. "Guys are assholes", "I'm ragging hard today", or "My V.D. won't clear up." The asthenically challenged female also provides a 'worst-case scenario' for the buxom women, as they know that life could be much worse if they looked like their dumpy little counterpart. However, the stout little fuggly stands to gain quite valuable aspects by hanging out with the attractive hotties: she may be able to see more suitable men, gain confidence by having smoking hotties as friends, be invited to fancier shindigs and box-socials, and become a BJ Queen for the men which cannot achieve coitus with said hotties. The mutual benefit for both parties is similar to celestial bodies which use their gravitational pull to prevent smaller moons from wondering into space...hence "Orbit" Theory; one large body benefiting from several smaller bodies surrounding itself and maintaining a gravitational pull in its orbit.

Four strikingly attractive women enter a local pub, in search of alcoholic beverages. Suddenly, at the end of the Betty trail is a stout female, no taller than 5'5" and a tanned face eerily similar to that of a tanned Pillsbury Doughboy. The last female entering the bar would complete the "Orbit Theory" equation: 3 or > #(Hotties)+1(Oompa Loompa or 'M&M')= The Orbit Theory

by 4 Amendment Rights March 3, 2009

Orbit of the R

Orbitron but Orbit of the R

(orbit of the r) and you context say the do h auto b

by Brendokd April 25, 2022

the orb™

Something that came out of The Hole™.

"WHAT IS THAT"

"It's The Orb™"

by moment bruh big May 20, 2021

orbiting the sun

To orbit the sun refers to leaving one's body. If you see or read something so crazy, so out of this world, so outer-space, that there is no earthly way to describe it. So, an individual orbits the sun. The individual metaphorically transitions into a cosmic state of orbit around the sun because there is a void of all reality. There is a void of natural human understanding and an earthly reaction simply does not do justice for the situation.

Omg these comments have me orbiting the sun!

by Baby Toortle October 30, 2020