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The Natalie 

Named after Natalie Portman, "The Natalie" is something one pulls in a serious and/or non serious situation that is either funny or awkward. This can range from getting in the middle of someone's conversation to tell a pun regardless of not being apart of the conversation/knowing the topic of the conversation or randomly becoming angry and throwing a fit like a 5 year old.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that girl's butt a few moments ago? Baby got back!"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah, she's definitely got a booty.

Girl: Did someone say...booty?! *Pulls "The Natalie" by randomly shakes butt at the two guys while laughing hysterically*
The Natalie by Lucifer's Lasagna November 25, 2013
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The Natalie Portman 

The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)
Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.

Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.

The natalie ass 

To have the ut most perfect ass imaginable
You damn girl you got the natalie ass

The natalie cock 

To have the dick above all the rest. The most glorious dick ever
Damn baby you have the natalie cock

The Natalie Effect 

The state or being when a girl makes it blatantly obvious she wants your Taco.
Steven and his 9 wives are an example of The Natalie Effect.

the Natalie special 

Whatever freaky shit Natalie comes up with on the fly, you just go with it. Because you are her bitch.
Natalie gave me the Natalie Special last night. The girl is a freak.

Doing the Natalie Portman 

The act of masturbation, typically female. A reference to the recent movie Black Swan, in which the plot pretty much revolved around Natalie Portman's masturbatory habits.
Karen: Katie sure has been in her room for a long time.
Liz: She's probably doing the Natalie Portman.
Karen: Oh, that probably explains why she took that underwear catalogue.
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