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When your receiving a BJ, right before you are about to blow, she grabs your dick like a trophy with either one or both hands,!waves it back and forth like she's won the Super Bowl and as you nut on her face you do your best Kevin Durant impression and say 'You da real MVP'
Boy 1: 'Did you and Kate do anything last night
Boy 2 'We didn't have sex but she let do The MVP on her'
Boy 1: 'Nice.'
The MVP by GhostfaceJR July 1, 2014
Words you can keep
1. having an affinity of sexual attraction to ones close family relatives

2. desiring sex with girls under the age of 10
Keep your little sisters away from Mike because he has the mvp.
the mvp by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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the real MVP 

After Kevin Durant's acceptance speech for NBA 2013/14 MVP, in which he called his mother the "real mvp", the term has become commonly used when giving someone appreciation or thanks.
"I did your homework."
"Thanks man, you the real MVP.
the real MVP by thesvs October 9, 2014

You the real MVP

MVP stands for Most Valuable Player. Kevin Durant ( a guy you usually see on this meme) was talking about his mom while receiving the MVP Trophy on the sixth of May 2014 and called her ( his mother) the real MVP. After that this phrase indicates that somebody has done something really well, or so it's considered to mean.
Guys, who pay for Netfilx and let others use their account , you the real MVP
You write a good online review on a product? You the real MVP
You the real MVP by Illuminatus February 10, 2015

You the real MVP

You're the real "Most Valuable Player". It's a congratulatory term.
"Whoever leaked the nudes"
"You the real MVP"
You the real MVP by This is a name September 7, 2014

The real MVP 

My ex brought me some food he is the real mvp!

mvp-at-the-vip 

the mvp at the vip “after party girls only party” is the girl who brings the eight inch dildo
omg daniella is the total mvp-at-the-vip!!!
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