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The Mushroom 

When about to ejaculate quickly shoot your load in the sexual partners hair which will create a wetsticky surface on the persons hair which is similar to the top of a moist mushroom like one you might find in a pleasent area of english woodland

a variation in the word is (shroom hair)
Last night i mushroomed my partner
i Have commited the mushroom on some bird last night

Hah i just gave you a proper mushroom

My Dad just mushroomed your mum

I Mushroomed your wife Last Night
The Mushroom by Mchazzmo May 19, 2009

The Mushroom 

When your partner puckers their lips and you place your mouth around their lips and suck with varying pressure. Suction accompanied by violent shaking of the head is known as a Spanish Mushroom
Dude I was making out with penelope last night and when I gave her the mushroom I knew she was hooked
The Mushroom by hotoatm3al December 22, 2014

The Mushroom 

The doesn't fucking guy he's the mushroom cuz he's a fungi
Paul is the mushroom he is funny and the best to hang out with
The Mushroom by The mushroom August 19, 2020

The Mushroom stamp 

When you smack a bitch with your dick and it leave the outline of your dick. The Mushroom Stamp
I met this one hoe so i gave her the mushroom stamp.

The mushroom theory of management 

An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.

1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.
The CEO of XYZ Corp is a big believer in the mushroom theory of management.

visit the mushroom kingdom 

Holy shit with these I'm going to visit the Mushroom Kingdom.
visit the mushroom kingdom by Askur December 24, 2007
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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