A nickname for a super fun person because they are a fungi
Paul is the mushroom he is so funny and cool to hang out with.
by The mushroom August 19, 2020
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When about to ejaculate quickly shoot your load in the sexual partners hair which will create a wetsticky surface on the persons hair which is similar to the top of a moist mushroom like one you might find in a pleasent area of english woodland

a variation in the word is (shroom hair)
Last night i mushroomed my partner
i Have commited the mushroom on some bird last night

Hah i just gave you a proper mushroom

My Dad just mushroomed your mum

I Mushroomed your wife Last Night
by Mchazzmo May 19, 2009
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An abosolutely wonderful drug that releases your mind from reality. You realize how much life up to 18 is worthless and predetermined, and realize just how messed up and weird the world we live in really is. It isn't a drug to mix with alcohol, heat, or rollar coasters. Unless taken in high doses, it does not make you see gnomes running about in every direction. Only wavy images of things that already exist and an unparalleled body high.
**people who are depressed or have any disorders like being bipolar or anything related should not take the drug. It will cause some the worse times in your life.**
The effects last anywhere from 5 to 8 hours, depending on how much you eat. While having a bad trip, dairy products should be eaten. It helps mellow down the trip. Taking off shoes and socks and being in natural or fimilar areas away from the public also helps relieve bad tensions.
The effects of the drug is determined person-to-person. If you think you will have a bad time.. you will.. if you think you are having a bad time, you are or soon will. if you think everything is wonderful, you will be the happiest person in the world.
1. I cant believe I have to sit in a classroom being brainwashed for 8 hours a day. They tell me what to do, when to do it, and how to do it.

2. "That's wonderful!"
by Heather January 16, 2005
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High definition life. There really isn't any other way to explain this drug until you try it for yourself. It just makes everything perfect for a good 6 hours, and coming down on it isn't that bad either.
by phonebook March 04, 2008
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A mind-expanding drug containing psilocybin that makes you see the world in a different, fucked-up way. All your senses are different in a way that you really can't explain and can't imagine unless you try it. In larger doses they can make you hallucinate. Called shrooms for short, and they're legal in Amsterdam.
"Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms, and you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms." -Eminem ("Bad Meets Evil")

"I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl. I never meant to bring you to my world. But now you're sitting in the corner crying, and now it's my fault..." -Eminem ("My Fault")

Michael: "You know what's the bomb diggity...dogg?"
Eric: "Shrooooms man, magic mushrooms. That's what."
Michael: "Actually I was thinking of that new David Hasselhoff song, but now that you mention it, I like mushrooms too."
Eric: "Shroooooooms..."
Michael: "Yeah, me and my homies smoked some good shrooms last night. Usually we just eat coke and shoot up ecstacy. It was pretty cool."
Eric: "What the FUCK? Shut up, bitch. You don't even do drugs. You suck."
by Nick D November 11, 2003
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Magic Mushrooms, or Shrooms, are a potent drug whose active chemicals are Psilocybin and Psilocin. Sensitive to heat and light. Common effects are dilated pupils, odd expression, and the distinct feeling of super thick chunks of broken light from the milky way intersecting the last thought of every cell in your body as the chair and ground and pizza and table slowly split open and melt.
Fungus Among us. Eat the blue caps and suck the blue stems of these magical mushrooms.
by boojoo November 03, 2005
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The solid twatting of a ho's face by the bulbous bell-end belonging to an erect nob. It is either an act of intense passion and loving for the mushroomed one, or an act of anger at the dislike of an unagreeable technique used during oral sex. If the face is struck hard enough with the familiar mushroom shape of said bell-end, then a bruise will be left (see mushroom welt).
"Man that hussy was a fine piece of ass, but when she started using teeth down there, I had to pull out and give her a stern mushrooming."
by Mo'$ the 2nd May 30, 2005
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