the mosquito

69ing with the guy sucking a girls period blood out through a straw.

Dude, this chick tried to make me perform the mosquito on her and i got the fuck out of there.

by maria campos February 20, 2009

The Mosquito

A unique and fun way of manipulating the male genitalia in order to create a near-perfect representation of a mosquito.

The owner lays on his back with his legs above his head, so that his penis and testicles dangle toward his face. The genitals should take the form of a mosquito (the eyes are the balls and the singer is the shaft).

"Guys, lets all do The Mosquito!"

"I was messing around yesterday and I happened to notice that my junk looks exactly like a mosquito. I call it The Mosquito."

by rof989 December 7, 2009

the mosquito

when a girl proceeds to give a guy head, he slaps her head much like a mosquito, this causes her to bite down on his wang and makes it bleed and then she slurps it up.

down in houston, mat trenchard recieved a mosquito bite.

by sab dad June 19, 2004

The mosquito slayer

A tiktoker who posts educational videos
Based on mosquitos

1 hey have you watched the mosquito slayer recent video.

2 yes i have its amazing.

1 yeah bro i know right.

by The_mosquito_slayer July 31, 2021

Circumcizing The Mosquito

Over analyzing something that usually doesn't need much thought; looking too far into circumstantial possibilities.

Worrying about who your third string QB is when you have a pro bowl starter is just Circumcizing The Mosquito a little bit.

by billythekid9797 October 2, 2016

licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon

“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”

by 4skinsoup April 24, 2024

The Pesky Mosquito

a dance derived in Thunder Bay, Ontario that portrays a camper swatting away, and killing a pesky mosquito.

"Oh check it out! Ian pulled out The Pesky Mosquito! Sick moves dude!"

by IanR January 3, 2010