the mosquito
the mosquito by maria campos February 20, 2009
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The Mosquito
A unique and fun way of manipulating the male genitalia in order to create a near-perfect representation of a mosquito.
The owner lays on his back with his legs above his head, so that his penis and testicles dangle toward his face. The genitals should take the form of a mosquito (the eyes are the balls and the singer is the shaft).
The owner lays on his back with his legs above his head, so that his penis and testicles dangle toward his face. The genitals should take the form of a mosquito (the eyes are the balls and the singer is the shaft).
"Guys, lets all do The Mosquito!"
"I was messing around yesterday and I happened to notice that my junk looks exactly like a mosquito. I call it The Mosquito."
"I was messing around yesterday and I happened to notice that my junk looks exactly like a mosquito. I call it The Mosquito."
The Mosquito by rof989 December 7, 2009
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the mosquito
when a girl proceeds to give a guy head, he slaps her head much like a mosquito, this causes her to bite down on his wang and makes it bleed and then she slurps it up.
the mosquito by sab dad June 19, 2004
The mosquito slayer
1 hey have you watched the mosquito slayer recent video.
2 yes i have its amazing.
1 yeah bro i know right.
2 yes i have its amazing.
1 yeah bro i know right.
The mosquito slayer by The_mosquito_slayer July 31, 2021
Circumcizing The Mosquito
Over analyzing something that usually doesn't need much thought; looking too far into circumstantial possibilities.
Worrying about who your third string QB is when you have a pro bowl starter is just Circumcizing The Mosquito a little bit.
Circumcizing The Mosquito by billythekid9797 October 2, 2016
licking the mosquito trap
“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”
licking the mosquito trap by 4skinsoup April 24, 2024
The Pesky Mosquito
a dance derived in Thunder Bay, Ontario that portrays a camper swatting away, and killing a pesky mosquito.
The Pesky Mosquito by IanR January 3, 2010
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