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the morningstar 

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When a noble partner ejaculates into a condom, then pushes the sperm to the closed end before tying it the condom off. The young knight then grasps t condom on the open end of the condom. He flails it around his head like a morningstar mace before hitting his partner(s) in the head like a morningstar.
"Kyle was crazy last night at Susan's party. We were getting it on and after he finished he yelled "The Morningstar!!" And hit me in the forehead with his condom.
the morningstar by OsoCafe September 22, 2017
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charlie morningstar and the chocolate factory

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a mix of a show and a movie
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The Morning Star 

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When you’ve been gooning all night in bed and at the crack of dawn you bust a nut across the room, causing the cumshot to hit a window and look like a star in the sky.
Bro 1: “Damn you look really happy today. What’s up?”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”
The Morning Star by Monkey Shagger November 8, 2023
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kenlet 

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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026
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I mean I guess bro

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a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026
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abandonware 

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n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
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Foot prisons 

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
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