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the minions 

a group of bitchy girls who hav to do EVERYTHING together/the same. really popular and really annoying. stupid. airheaded. use like every other word. follows each other around in packs. steals peoples lunch tables on purpose to annoy the other party.
minion1: lets like go like jump off this like cliff!
minions2-4: LIKE YEAH!
the minions1-4:*jumps off cliff*

minion1: oh em gee, i think i broke a nail!
minions2-4: like OMG!! we need 2 like find like, a like hospital, or like sumthing...

minion: im fat...*when actually average size*
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Minions: The Rise of Gru

One of the best animated feature films ever made. If you don't wear a suit to this movie, you are an uncultured swine.
One ticket to Minions: The Rise of Gru please.

Minions 2: The Rise of Gru 

A Movie that sold 1 Minillion Tickets, Truly a Masterpiece
Morbius: WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM, IT OUR SALES HAS GONE DOWN 69420 MORBILLION TICKETS, MINIONS 2: THE RISE OF GRU HAS TOOK OVER THE WORLD, AND WE ARE EXPECTED TO BE OVERTAKEN BY JULY 32ND, 2022

tim the minion 

Guy: Man, I'm starting to get tim the minion
Guy 2: Dude, you have a hard on?
Guy: Yeah, wanna watch a movie?

The Minion Raider 

A Roblox YouTuber that streams almost every day. The Minion Raider uploads frequently.
The Minion Raider is a new YouTuber!
The Minion Raider by p0ke17 July 21, 2019

Kevin the minion 

The greatest minion ever

But unfortunately he's gru's slave

#letkevinbefree
Today I met Kevin the minion
Kevin the minion by WHYCROCCY June 8, 2018

The Minion Shake 

The Minion shake was founded in 2010 during the first release of “Despicable me”.

The minion shake was a originated by Bob the minion. The Minion shake was created when Bob received breaking news that due to popular demand, that he would be have a whole in movie about him and his other minion friends.

The minion shake, has been a integral ritual to portray happiness and excitement in the minion community since 2010. It is original shake, let no one tell you otherwise.
Wow, You got an A in Science Class, this calls for the Minion Shake.

Wow, you won the court case, this calls for the Minion Shake!
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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