the mimi
A painful handjob that involves getting an indian burn on one's penis. Usually performed in a bathroom of a bar by a girl that doesn't even realize there is a penis in her hand.
the mimi by Mike the bartender July 2, 2011
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The MiMi
a person who is very self-involved and constantly talks about themselves, their likes, their hobbies etc. while never really listening or caring about anything the person they are talking to has to say unless it related to them (the mimi). This person absolutely despises talkative persons because she hates having to listen to other people and it takes up time that they (the mimi) could be using to talk about themselves.
Classic signs of the mimi are:
1) no eye contact while listening
2) someone who talks over you when they realize you're about to talk so that you shut up
3) someone who rambles on and on even though the person they are talking to is clearly not listening.
4) for some reason they tend to have names that have at least 3 vowels in them such as Monique, Shawana, Nicole, Alicia, Myerson, Melissa, Felicity
Classic signs of the mimi are:
1) no eye contact while listening
2) someone who talks over you when they realize you're about to talk so that you shut up
3) someone who rambles on and on even though the person they are talking to is clearly not listening.
4) for some reason they tend to have names that have at least 3 vowels in them such as Monique, Shawana, Nicole, Alicia, Myerson, Melissa, Felicity
Ryan: Oh boy, here comes Niyla the mimi of the office. Once she starts talking, she never shuts up. She's the ultimate CB
Jason: CB? Cock Breath?
Ryan: haha [Chatterbox} but yes that too
Jason: Run for the hills!
Jason: CB? Cock Breath?
Ryan: haha [Chatterbox} but yes that too
Jason: Run for the hills!
The MiMi by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo June 15, 2016
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The Mimi
A nude drunk alter ego which is crazy. The Mimi has no time for pants or common sense. Spewing logical fallacies well standing nude in the middle of a street is the Mimi’s favorite pastime. The only way to tame the Mimi is through the secret headlock (Placing your hand under his chin with your fingers and thumb is resting on either side of his cheeks. Then squeezing your fingers together till he looks like a chipmunk.) this usually puts him to sleep.
The Mimi by Charlie Mortars June 20, 2019
mimi the tomato head
someone who loves red but hates tomatoes,
and cannot live without potatoes.
Pretty awesome but random at times, always changes their preference of hot guys, but always is dedicated to zac efron.
Is Jap, but wants to be aussie and korean?
can define wheter or not a song is jap or chinese!
always loses their phone
But in general an awesome friend! :)
and cannot live without potatoes.
Pretty awesome but random at times, always changes their preference of hot guys, but always is dedicated to zac efron.
Is Jap, but wants to be aussie and korean?
can define wheter or not a song is jap or chinese!
always loses their phone
But in general an awesome friend! :)
mimi the tomato head by gracca-gugumimi2010 May 19, 2010
Mimi the cat
Mimi the cat by not feix September 3, 2022
The Emancipation Of Mimi
President Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Of Mimi on January 1, 1863, as the nation approached its third year of bloody civil war. The Of Mimi declared "that all persons held as slaves" within the rebellious states "are, and henceforward shall be free."
Despite this expansive wording, the Emancipation Of Mimi was limited in many ways. It applied only to states that had seceded from the Union, leaving slavery untouched in the loyal border states. It also expressly exempted parts of the Confederacy that had already come under Northern control. Most important, the freedom it promised depended upon Union military victory.
Although the Emancipation Of Mimi did not immediately free a single slave, it fundamentally transformed the character of the war. After January 1, 1863, every advance of federal troops expanded the domain of freedom. Moreover, the Of Mimi announced the acceptance of black men into the Union Army and Navy, enabling the liberated to become liberators. By the end of the war, almost 200,000 black soldiers and sailors had fought for the Union and freedom.
From the first days of the Civil War, slaves had acted to secure their own liberty. The Emancipation Of Mimi confirmed their insistence that the war for the Union must become a war for freedom. It added moral force to the Union cause and strengthened the Union both militarily and politically. As a milestone along the road to slavery's final destruction, the Emancipation Of Mimi has assumed a place among the great documents of human freedom.
The original of the Emancipation Of Mimi of January 1, 1863, is in the National Archives in Washington, DC. With the text covering five pages the document was originally tied with narrow red and blue ribbons, which were attached to the signature page by a wafered impression of the seal of the United States. Most of the ribbon remains; parts of the seal are still decipherable, but other parts have worn off.
The document was bound with other Of Mimis in a large volume preserved for many years by the Department of State. When it was prepared for binding, it was reinforced with strips along the center folds and then mounted on a still larger sheet of heavy paper. Written in red ink on the upper right-hand corner of this large sheet is the number of the Of Mimi, 95, given to it by the Department of State long after it was signed. With other records, the volume containing the Emancipation Of Mimi was transferred in 1936 from the Department of State to the National Archives of the United States.
Despite this expansive wording, the Emancipation Of Mimi was limited in many ways. It applied only to states that had seceded from the Union, leaving slavery untouched in the loyal border states. It also expressly exempted parts of the Confederacy that had already come under Northern control. Most important, the freedom it promised depended upon Union military victory.
Although the Emancipation Of Mimi did not immediately free a single slave, it fundamentally transformed the character of the war. After January 1, 1863, every advance of federal troops expanded the domain of freedom. Moreover, the Of Mimi announced the acceptance of black men into the Union Army and Navy, enabling the liberated to become liberators. By the end of the war, almost 200,000 black soldiers and sailors had fought for the Union and freedom.
From the first days of the Civil War, slaves had acted to secure their own liberty. The Emancipation Of Mimi confirmed their insistence that the war for the Union must become a war for freedom. It added moral force to the Union cause and strengthened the Union both militarily and politically. As a milestone along the road to slavery's final destruction, the Emancipation Of Mimi has assumed a place among the great documents of human freedom.
The original of the Emancipation Of Mimi of January 1, 1863, is in the National Archives in Washington, DC. With the text covering five pages the document was originally tied with narrow red and blue ribbons, which were attached to the signature page by a wafered impression of the seal of the United States. Most of the ribbon remains; parts of the seal are still decipherable, but other parts have worn off.
The document was bound with other Of Mimis in a large volume preserved for many years by the Department of State. When it was prepared for binding, it was reinforced with strips along the center folds and then mounted on a still larger sheet of heavy paper. Written in red ink on the upper right-hand corner of this large sheet is the number of the Of Mimi, 95, given to it by the Department of State long after it was signed. With other records, the volume containing the Emancipation Of Mimi was transferred in 1936 from the Department of State to the National Archives of the United States.
The Emancipation Of Mimi by M. Mathers June 8, 2005
the mimic on roblox
2st scariest game on roblox, made by mucdich. ABOUT: You go back to your old high school in hopes of finding your missing group of friends, however, you encounter a mysterious entity that lurks within your school. Eventually, you venture into the unknown depths of a mysterious world. it has nightmare mode that means you only have 1 life
This game contains Flashing lights, Loud Noises & Jumpscares!
This game contains Flashing lights, Loud Noises & Jumpscares!
the mimic on roblox by silverqzz August 17, 2021
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