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The Mats 

Doing a mechanical outplay
The Mats is a god
The Mats by The Mats December 23, 2017

goin' to the mats 

The phrase used by one mafia to challenge another mafia. This phrase commonly cause many deaths and the godfathers always survive.
Hey, Tony, you and me are through. We is goin' to the mats.

the_matster 

complete numpty, also known as an intelligent article
oh matt, you numpty
the_matster by Tango January 23, 2004

the matschener 

the act of holding the shlong of a transvestite and feeding her your cocksauce.
i grabbed your shlong and gave you the matschener.
the matschener by thebigshlong June 15, 2009