The Lurch 

A term used to describe when you leave someone hanging. This tactic causes people to wonder why you did not respond to them. This can typically be used to make someone more interested in you (or a situation) by leaving them on “read” or “open”.

Me: Yo man did you ever text Shaina back? I heard she wants to hangout with you.

My friend: Nah man, I left that bitch on the lurch

The Lurch by jackelliott December 15, 2019

the lurch 

stomach flu, aka norovirus, norwalk virus, "cruise ship" virus: higly contagious gastrointestinal virus characterized by violent vomiting and/or explosive diarrhea.

I got the lurch last night and spent 3 hours on the toilet keeled over a trash can.

the lurch by Criminy Jickett March 22, 2015

Sluein’ the Lurch 

When you swerve to avoid hitting a walker in the bike path

I was just sluein’ the lurch then I jack knifed over my handlebars

“To slue the lurch”

There’s a lurch in the bike lane so I gotta slue around it

20 points if you run the lurch down. No slue. Don’t slue it.

Just slue it.

Sluein’ the Lurch by Kikeeeen May 6, 2020

leave in the lurch 

to leave (someone) without help or protection when it is needed

This can leave in the lurch patients who have conditions that don’t get that much attention.

leave in the lurch by Sub0Zero1990 June 24, 2024

The lunch combo 

When a girl is eating out your asshole and jerking you off (rusty trombone), and you squeeze out a fart right in her mouth intentionally.

Dude, last night this chick was eating out my ass and I gave her the lunch combo. I had some awful Chinese food, and she puked everywhere.

The lunch combo by Larry Templeton September 19, 2011

Cleaning out the lunchbox 

Slang to describe female masturbation

When Ki-Ki caught the girl cleaning out the lunchbox, he giggled and ran away

Cleaning out the lunchbox by MSB33 December 24, 2008

The Luchador 

When a man takes a woman's panties and wears them on their face to appear as a luchador wearing their mask.

i took my wife's panties and wore them as i jumped off the top rope into bed. it appeared as if i was the luchador.

The Luchador by lil dirty 19 February 13, 2010