the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.
"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"
by Hair and teeth February 18, 2025
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