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The Shelly-Lexi 

Verb- The Shelly-Lexi is a simple sexual activity. There are two participants. The first inserts his or her left fist into his or her own anus. The other participant carefully inserts both of his or her fists. The participant with both fists in the anal cavity is known to propose marriage in this position and put the ring on the finger. This is how you know when it's true love.
Dude 1: "How are you going to propose? Beach, fancy dinner, what man?"

Dude 2: "I don't know man, I was thinking The Shelly-Lexi"

Dude 1: "Wow you must really love her"
The Shelly-Lexi by lexiNshelly September 12, 2011

Lexi the goat 

Lexi the goat is a tall, fine ass red head on TikTok, her TikTok’s mostly consist of her living her little iconic life, being sad, or just making TikTok’s about her girlfriend Joselyn. Her TikTok’s can also be goofy or serious at times. When she’s not doing TikTok’s and just living her life she can be an enjoyable person to talk to. She can easily make your day just by looking at her pretty face. As far as I know she does not have any extra curriculares for school, Shes a hard worker who helps others with their work, and helps others cheat from her test. Shes like a magnet to some people, people jsut want to be around her, and many would know why. she’s a nice, loving, compassionate, funny, and beautiful person. And i just love everything about her, and I couldn’t think of anyone else I would want to love more than Lexi.
Lexi the goats TikTok’s make me cream

Lexi the goat rides waves
Lexi the goat by Iloveredheads28 November 19, 2022

The Lexicon of Constrained Characters 

A dictionary of terms, phrases, and conventions people use in tweets, posts, texts, and limited-character media platforms.
My mom needs the Lexicon of Constrained Characters. She keeps putting periods at the ends of her tweets. I cannot stand her shouting!

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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

lexie the liar 

a blonde girl who lies and then denies.
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bro 1: im gonna dye my hair

bro 2: u said u didn’t want to do that
bro 1: no i didn’t bro stop gaslighting me you’re such a lexie the liar

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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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