The Kobe Bryant

After you rape multiple people

(men woman or children)

As punishment for your crimes you be Is forced to have your scrotum attached using strong rope That will be attached to a helicopter

There will also be rope attached to your body to hold you uo while they fly above .
Moments after then they will rip off The body rope and let you hang by your junk

Then they would proceed to plummet to the ground killing you with the Initial impact

You hear about the sentence they gave Keenan?.

Yeah the kobe Bryant sentence was pretty brutal... I'm glad they dealt with him tho.

The Kobe Bryant by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021

THE KOBE BRYANT

To have anal sex with a male of female

I did the kobe bryant to her last night while her boyfriend was passed out on the couch.

THE KOBE BRYANT by troutdawg May 11, 2006

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THE KOBE BRYANT • The Kobe Bryant Factor • the kobe byrant • Doing the kobe • kobe the penguin • the • the game • the O • The Beatles • the boy

The Kobe Bryant Factor

The effect Kobe Bryant has on other players.
Aka his stare down and his ability to make buckets you thought he would miss.

"Oh we got this game won were sending home the lakers!"

"Dude dont forget the Kobe Bryant factor"

The Kobe Bryant Factor by iGoCommando May 26, 2011

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the kobe byrant

a girl sets up and spreads her legs in any way she wants to across the room, meanwhile the guy blindfolds himself and yells "KOBE", runs towards the girl hoping to insert his penis inside her vagina or anus
2points for the vagina
3 points for the anus

hey brother, i just did the kobe byrant last night and scored 20 times
nice man

the kobe byrant by euinaux June 1, 2016

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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