the jonsons

a great wonderful incestaular soap opera like family

i love the jonsons

by klayton March 1, 2004

Jonson

Is the missing Chuck Norris' brother. He make everyting Chuck Norris has. Jonson is such a nigga. In a good way. Negro

Is that Chuck Norris?
No man! is Jonson!

by Jonsoneitor February 26, 2009

Ben Jonson

The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.

That guy on the motorcycle is hot, but he's no Ben Jonson!

by Princess Heather de la Licorne April 2, 2008

urban jonson

1. A rare specimen of unknown origin.
2. Black Chuck Norris

I thought i saw Urban Jonson at the security meeting but i couldn't have.
Urban Jonson never completes a web form because Urban never submits.

by Foddermaker November 14, 2018

Big Jonson

A bastardization of penis.

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!

by The Squid March 21, 2003

Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.

"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."

by Baby Shoes March 28, 2003

Jonson mcnally

A cool guy you should get to know

Jonson McNally is cool

Blow me

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019