The humpers

Omfg, when a desperately horny guy wants to fuck any and everything, including dry humping the air while walking, just so he can attempt to bust a nut.

Reba boom is so stupid, he walks around with the humpers like nobody can see him. Someone get that man a Fleshlight!!!! Or a blow up doll.

The humpers by Noresun2noAmy2 November 1, 2021

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The Humperdink

A dog, usually a Chihuahua or an Italian Greyhound in either a gimp suit or in some sort of bondage attire, that is brought out of a cage and placed in front of an unsuspecting victim for the sole purpose of humping the victims leg until completion.

“Bring out the humperdink.”

The Humperdink by Colonel Curtz February 9, 2021

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Humper of the Trees

He is an amazing treebee and has magical sex powers.Wizard from the middle east has been sighted "speaking" with willy wonka.

The Humper of the trees is dominant.

Humper of the Trees by mr.spidyville April 28, 2008

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humper in the dumper

to do a girl in the ass

man she's got a good ass, i'd humper in the dumper

humper in the dumper by whitenite29 November 9, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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