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The Humperdink 

A dog, usually a Chihuahua or an Italian Greyhound in either a gimp suit or in some sort of bondage attire, that is brought out of a cage and placed in front of an unsuspecting victim for the sole purpose of humping the victims leg until completion.
Bring out the humperdink.”
The Humperdink by Colonel Curtz February 9, 2021

Humper of the Trees 

He is an amazing treebee and has magical sex powers.Wizard from the middle east has been sighted "speaking" with willy wonka.

humper in the dumper 

man she's got a good ass, i'd humper in the dumper