the hedgehog

Euphemism for depression.

When you have the hedgehog, you need to see a therapist regularly.

by yoyl December 11, 2008

Hedgehog

The cutest animal that has ever lived on our planet. we don’t deserve them

i’m so grateful for my pet hedgehog 🦔

by snobby_fries2161 June 29, 2019

Hedgehog

The cutest animal on planet earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I love hedgehogs

by Diretioner💖 July 26, 2021

The Hedgehog

Nickname given to famous porn star Ron Jeremy. He is widely known for being overweight, having copious amounts of body hair, and possessing a remarkably large penis.

I love watching movies with The Hedgehog in them. Ron Jeremy is a stud.

by The Unijacker December 07, 2006

Hedgehog

Martin Freeman

"Awww, look at that cute hedgehog"

by mystery135 August 18, 2013

hedgehog

spiny boi

hedgehog yes

by wghuhe7whdjrkiw2yh4f September 19, 2019

Hedgehog

A hedgehog is a small thing with prickles on it.

David Attenborough: As you can see, the wild hedgehog waddles from place to place. Note its prickles: sharp objects that act as a defence mechanism against whales.

by T Barker April 24, 2013