The Ham Man

A man who "goes and gets this bread" and returns with all of the ham instead.

Jake: Lets go get this bread!
Also Jake: *Returns with all the hams"
Jimmy: You are The Ham Man

The Ham Man by cReAM sOdA FaYGo September 11, 2018

The Ham Man

Champion of Planet Hammonia

The Ham Man: "I am The Ham Man"

The Ham Man by The Ham Man (real) January 10, 2026

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021