The Great Pyramids

Here's a theory for you: The Great Pyramids. What if they didn't build them up? What if they dug them down?

Iam "Like, if there were these larger limestone landforms in the desert (not plateaus but the other things) and they just chiseled their way down. Carved out blocks and polished it on the way down. Dug out the tombs. That would answer the question "how did they move those giant blocks!?" They didn't. They chiseled it out like a statue. Used a giant metal wire to saw them into blocks. More plausible than aliens. And you could ask 'well, why don't we see these other giant limestone land masses?' I don't know. Do limestone landmasses crumble over time? Buy yeah, there you go. There's my 'how the great pyramids were made theory'." 🤷 ♂️

The Great Pyramids by Hym Iam January 5, 2023

The Great Pyramid 

A sexual position similar to The Eiffel tower except that it involves 2 females and 1 male. The male lies flat on his back while the first female is sitting on his penis and the second female is sitting on his face, both kissing each other, forming The Great Pyramid.

Dude, I had 2 chicks form the Great Pyramid last night!

The Great Pyramid by hackysackking January 6, 2009

The Great Pyramid of Giza 

A sexual act; an extension of the "Eifel Tower", but greater, thus the term "Great Pyramid." Involves the female on all fours giving to the first of four men doggy-style or anal, the second a blowjob and the last two hand-jobs. The four men all hi-five to create a pyramid shape. Also, a transitive verb meaning to partake in the nominal form.

Did you hear that Kelly Eifel towered those two dudes?

You thinks she's a slut? Brenda was in a great pyramid last night with half the baseball team.

The Great Pyramid of Giza by WardUp September 7, 2005

The Great Pyramid of Giza 

When anywhere between 10,000 and 100,000 men shit on a girl's chest thus creating one of the 7 wonders of the world.

Has anyone seen Faye, Chrissy or Hillary?

Yeah, Faye just became part of history by having the Great Pyramid of Giza built on her while the others watched. Good thing is that now America has something that's more than 3 years old in it.

The Great Pyramid of Giza by Nasty Egyptian Bastard July 26, 2010