the gotcha 

It's like putting someone or something on blast or bursting their bubble.

Let's say someone is acting like they the COMPLETE shit and it's annoying the shit outta you. You'd say this to them:

"Hun, you walk around with your head all held high, like you better than people. But here's THE GOTCHA: You ain't shit nor will you ever be. Thanks."

the gotcha by ChrissiRawks August 4, 2007

Here's the Gotcha

Gotcha's literal meaning is "got you".

Similar to "The joke is on you" most of the time used in the context of basically saying you've made yourself look embarrassing or stupid and they are calling you out on it.

can be used as a way of telling someone you fooled them.

"You thought you really had luck on your side ? well here's the gotcha im one step ahead of luck"

Here's the Gotcha by jiujiiu222222233 October 15, 2022

The Gotch's Razor 

The philosophical RAZOR that maintains you should never attribute to inebriation which may be adequately explained by monumental imbecility.

Dick Less's latest idiotic post is a textbook example of The Gotch's Razor

The Gotch's Razor by Cornelius Gotchberg December 17, 2018

the gotch 

A sexually transmitted disease that has evolved from syphillis, genital herpes, and the "clap."

"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"

"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"

"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."

the gotch by Paul Haggis, Dan Larsony January 16, 2008

The Gotham Gorilla 

A gorilla originating from the town of Gotham. Loves trance and dickslapping, as well as abusing unaware gingers who may or may not have a penis disease resulting in a blue growth down south. Never sleeps so as to catch its prey.

Dormitory full of 8 boys
Person 1-"Come on guys lets go to sleep"
Gotham Gorilla - "The Gotham Gorilla never sleeps"

The gorilla then gets up into a perverse posotion, leering over the boys before beginning to dickslap.

The Gotham Gorilla by libertin0 March 12, 2010

the hero that gotham deserves

A sarcastic put-down to someone who is boasting about a daring or supposedly heroic act.

"Yeah, I climbed all the way up that tree to save that poor little kitty-cat."

"Wow, you really are the hero that gotham deserves!"

the hero that gotham deserves by TheHeroThatGothamDeserves March 2, 2010

The Rizzler Of Gotham 

He's the Rizzard of Oz, he has a degree in quantum rizziks, he is THE Rizzler of Gotham.

Person 1: Hey man, you know Jeremy got 7 latinas on his dick?
Person 2: Yea man, he gets a new hoe every day, he's The Rizzler Of Gotham

The Rizzler Of Gotham by JiDemarcusCousinsIII January 5, 2023